Smile boner

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.

I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?

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Boned Smile

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

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My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.

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The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.

We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.

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Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.

Wow, I'd like to sink my smile bone into her cake!

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The bones/muscles you use when you smile or suck dick

I broke my girls smile bones when she sucked my dick

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Performing a sexual act in return for someone's vow of secrecy

"My swinging coworker knows what kind of freaky shit I'm into, so I'mma throw her a silence bone so she will keep it on the down low".

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