Boner Pwner 

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

Boner Pwner by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

pwner boner 

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs

OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner

pwner boner by Westicle July 20, 2008

Pwner Boner 

A massive over-powered video game melee weapon that resembles male genitals.

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

Pwner Boner by IEatSJWsForBreakfast April 15, 2015

pwner boner 

Phrase: To get overly excited by annihilating one's opponent in a video game, such as Halo 3.

Man, I got a pwner boner by sniping that nube in my last Halo match.

pwner boner by Dave Phipps December 9, 2008

Poner Boner 

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

Poner Boner by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

Loner Poner Boner 

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

Loner Poner Boner by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008

Loner Poner Boner 

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

Loner Poner Boner by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008