One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.
Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."
Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."
Guy 1: "Total boner."
Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."
Guy 1: "Total boner."
by louis_friend August 7, 2011
(latin- totalus: very, bonus: a large piece of marble in a cylindrical shape) adv. expressing great enthusiasm or approval. Usually said with an accent on the TOEtally BoneAH
Dude, your hairpiece is so totally boner!
Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!
"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."
Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!
"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."
by Giuseppe and Louis September 18, 2007
A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence
Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."
by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019
"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."
by Deathcloud420 September 15, 2019