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boner crusher 

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
boner crusher by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007
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boner crusher 

An obese woman who crushes boners.
That fat piece of shit is the biggest boner crusher I have ever seen.
boner crusher by jman016 January 9, 2008

Bone Crusher 

Prison slang for a homemade shank designed to maximize blunt force trauma. Usually made from broken pieces of steel and plexiglass with a loop of thread attached to the handle so it can be secured to the wielder without being dropped. These shanks are regularly stored in the toilet so if the inflicted wound isn't lethal, the infection will be.
Aryan barbarian: Pass me that fucking bone crusher brother, that toad down the block has it coming.
Bone Crusher by anonymous March 29, 2022

bone crusher 

A firearm, usually referring to a handgun.
Stay back man, he's got the bone crusher-
bone crusher by bypassomega April 13, 2007

bone crusher 

Term used to describe a fat or overweight woman.
Take a look at bone crusher over there!
bone crusher by Mason April 14, 2003

Bone Crusher 

When someone's dick is so big it could crush your vagina bone
Sorry I had to go you had a bone crusher I couldn't fade it
Bone Crusher by TooSassy April 5, 2015

bone crusher 

when you make a girl spread eagle so far that you break her legs's
matt gave dana a shattering bone crusher
bone crusher by b real October 16, 2005