boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

loner boner stoner

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

by meech123 June 13, 2009

boner the stoner

a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)

A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.

by basement guy February 6, 2011

stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 28, 2019

Stoner Boner

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

by Jeff G. kjugiu October 26, 2010

stoner boner

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

by killachronic August 1, 2005