The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)
You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.
by Frodobarfins January 10, 2009
by Bitches. The Man August 10, 2011
A cat boner is a cat boner.
The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.
It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.
However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.
It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.
However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"
"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"
Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"
"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"
Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
by Lucaaaaaaaasssssssssssss March 18, 2009
cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
by dedflatboi77 November 27, 2022