boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to

I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!

by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010

pwn, bone, and own

1. to poan, bone, and own someone. could also be spelled in a variety of ways:

pwn, bwn, own

poan, bone, own

2. to literally poan, bone, then own someone in that order.

1. i'm gonna pwn, bone, and own that fool in (insert activity here).

2. i just pwned that bitch. then boned that bitch. then owned that bitch with a donkey punch.

by augustowned October 19, 2005

bone it like you own it

An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.

Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!

Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.

by Bachelor boB September 21, 2012

bone it like I own it

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

by hoobaju June 18, 2009