Bozanism 

Bozanism is an ancient philosophy which regroups the theories of the Great Bozanist.

It consists mainly into helping people who needs help...Not to give them fish, but to learn them how to fish.

A homeless on the street: 50¢ please!!

A Bozanist walks by one day giving him a box of chocolat. Inside, a piece of paper...and some chocolats.

But what's written? The letter says:
Go to ''x'' restaurant on ''y'' street, you will get a bargain over there, it's 3$ and you get your hungry stomach full for one day!!

The Great Bozanist

PS: The owner is part of Bozanism, so he pays the tax.


This story shows how Bozanism contribus to the society.

Bozanism by Bozanist August 18, 2008

Boganism 

The art of removing your Holden badge to replace it with a Chevrolet badge in an attempt to increase power, looks, value to your stock standard commodore. Most commonly found on the SS model but also found on the v6 models making ones ecotec double in horsepower and size. The owners of these cars are usually seen hanging around centrelink offices trying to pick up single mums sporting either a southern cross tattoo or a mullet.

did u see the chev badge on the v6 commodore.. yea he is displaying his boganism.
Oi man my centrelink loan just got approved, im so buying some chev badges for my executive

Boganism by Telling The Truth about Holden May 4, 2013

Self Bananism

If you are a banana, it is eating yourself. Like cannibalism, only with bananas.

DUDE! my peel is SO good!
That's self bananism dude!

Self Bananism by bananasha July 19, 2010

Ironic boganism 

-adjective

1. The partaking of overt acts of boganism by middle and upper-class Australians.

2. An Australian persons love of irony taken to an extreme and reflected in certain lifestyle choices in a somewhat conflicting manner, most usually to humorous effect.

ie.
a) An urban corporate executive (Andrew) discussing his car, "My love of the moment is a 1969 modded-up Holden Ute, Beryl-She is awesome!!!"

b) "Bogan" and "Kath and Kim" parties that take place in post-codes such as "3142"

c) The Working Dog's production of (The Australian version) of "Kath and Kim" was a piss-take and celebration of Boganism, but most Working Dog production members and writers would not be classifiable "bogans". Hence, they created a show with some foundations in ironic boganism.

Ironic boganism by elle_darko November 25, 2010

Boganism 

A boganism is a word, or phrase used by a bogan to produce a maximum impact description of a person.

Some examples of word-boganisms are:

Slurry
sluzzdogga

Some examples of phrase boganisms are:

Jo is lower than a snake's Belly
Armostrong is slimier than an eel's arse
J.A. is a sluzzdogga

Boganism by nonturbo_brian September 18, 2009