bologna tits

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.

Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.

by mc hammer December 4, 2003

bologna tits

A woman's breasts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.

After I took off her bra, her boobs fell flat, and I realized she had bologna tits.

by Chunners December 18, 2007

bologna tits

Titties that look like bolagna loafs.

That guy's got some serious bolgna tits.

by tim taylor March 10, 2005

bologna tits

Another way to say bullshit

Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay

by Heisenberg125 December 23, 2013