Bollard

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

by amyloulou January 16, 2008

A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..

To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.
I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.

by Oni16 April 20, 2006

Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.

When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.

by djfkilo July 26, 2011

That squirrel has retractable bollards.

by choodlin June 6, 2019

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

by Chicken Sticks August 22, 2003

"You can suck my bollards you American son of a b*$#&!

by NAS March 6, 2004

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis February 11, 2008