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The Boizenz are an elite group of 6 males spoken of in LAD lore; apparently just thinking their name will lead to an intense orgasm occurring to your mother. These individuals are said to each be graced with a penis that would make even the sternest lesbian fall to her knees and provide women with orgasms not dissimilar visually, to an epileptic fit. Legend tells that the quality of their banter brings tears to the eyes of those who hear it whilst their talent on fifa is capable of giving any male an awkward semi. Little is known about these sexually alluring men but the only thing we can tell for certain is that a group of lonely and sexually frustrated girls who go by the name Hunz stalk them with the hope of each enjoying true ecstasy on top of a Boizenz pleasure tower.
Doctor: I'm afraid you may never walk again
Lingerie Model: but I can't do my Job in a wheelchair?
Doctor: well I'm afraid you shouldn't have had sex with a Boizenz then
Boizenz by truthful Hun January 17, 2013
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A group of guys who lack organisational skills and think they are to be classed much higher than they are, when in fact the huns (a group of hot gals) are far superior to them. The boizenz are nothing in comparison to these huns. The huns are better at them in all aspects of life and being.
Person 1: "Have you seen those boizenz around?"
Person 2: "Yeah I hear they think they are better than the huns"
Person 1: "Lol that's a joke"
Person 2: "I know, and omg speaking of the huns they are so hot"
Boizenz by tophuns January 17, 2013

Boozenslob 

A very drunk person who can't stand up straight. Derived from the last name Hasselhoff from actor David Hasselhoff, because of his drunken behavior that was seen all over the web. The two parts of his last name being "Hassel and "Hoff" are changed to "Boozen" and "Slob" then combined together and that was how the name was formed.
Did you watch that video of David Hasselhoff wasted off his rocking chair last night.

Yeah he was a complete Boozenslob.
Boozenslob by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 26, 2011

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026