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Bosworth Academy 

Full of druggies ranging from the ages 11-18. Half the school are wannabe road-men and the other half still play tig in the playground. Too poor to afford good canteen food as they waste it on buying ipads that are only used by year 8's watching fortnite videos during lessons.
roadman 1: YO wot highschool u goin to g
roadman 2: Bosworth academy my g
roadman 1: Nah peak not bosworf akademeh. shid bro watch ur back
Bosworth Academy by whatthebob August 31, 2019

Kate Bosworth 

1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent
- zero charisma
- zero self-respect
- homely in the beauty department
- no style
- no brains
- no values
- no education
- not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer)
- boring
- deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
- fake blonde

2. Being a failure in everything you try.

3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.
1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...

Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!"

Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."

2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here"

Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint"

3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth"
Kate Bosworth by bimbo-stopper October 19, 2010

Market bosworth 

A shit school full of gays and snowflakes, your more likely to get raped by an emo there than do any learning, you get put in iso for doin fuck all and all the teachers stink of shit. The only good bit is the trips but the cunts even make you pay £600 more than they pay, wank place full of absolute cunts.
Boy 1: hey what school do you go to

Boy 2: market bosworth
Boy 1: gay
Market bosworth by Dan wain 69 January 16, 2021

Boomworthy 

(noun) to be totally and completely epic.
burning a couch at a bonfire would be boomworthy.
Boomworthy by Boom03 October 27, 2010

Bogsnort 

A wizard or sorcerer whose immense power far outstrips his wisdom.
The wizard Shazam is such a bogsnort. Not only did he saddle a ten-year-old with super powers, but set up his lair in a place whose walls rattle every time a subway train roars by. What a bogsnort!
Bogsnort by Pants_on_fire! March 11, 2019

Bosworth Academy 

Its a shitty school in the middle of buttfuck no where full off wannabe bredrins and chavs who think there hardcase and say ‘cah’ and ‘styll’
1st lad “Yo, what school you moving to?”

2nd lad “Bosworth Academy
1st lad “ nahhhh that schools so bad mannn”