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Beantown Belly Bongos 

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.
Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010
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Bryantown 

A very small town in Charles County, Maryland located between Hughesville and Waldorf. Noted by the 70's style houses of the White Flight and new, big, houses everywhere. It has an elementary school, a catholic church/private school and the Bryantown "Mall." No joke. It's called the friggin Bryantown Mall. It has a small store, a post office, and a barber shop. Yeah, that's our friggin mall. La Plata and Waldorf have every chain store imaginable and Bryantown gets a mall.
A: Hey do you live in Bryantown?
B: Hellz yeah!
A: Wanna do something?
B: Hey we can...
A: Is it in Bryantown?
B: Yeah!
A: No.
see: noobfest

Group of internet trolls who hang out on IRC and Livejournal too much and give themselves way too much credit.

Known for utilizing irssi, perl crapflood scripts, and other methods of omg hax. Members are to be ph33red.
Weev is the pope of Bantown, despite living in the cesspool of Richmond, Virginia
bantown by Kevin Mitnick January 25, 2006

in the middle of beantown

( camping trip preparations gone wrong)

person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh
Complete slander. No one from Boston ever calls it Beantown.
"I love bean town!"
"You fuckin' retahded tourist. It's Boston. Not Beantown."
Beantown by SexyKitten6969 April 8, 2006

Bantowned 

To go Ham and Die in World of Warcraft
I was pumping so much DPS till I Bantowned it
Bantowned by NoLimitSoja February 10, 2021
The great city of Boston, MA (but you don't really see too many beans here...)
Beantown by M-easy July 5, 2003