queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.
Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.
Surfer-"Hey man, wanna go surfing?"
Bodyboarder-"Surfing, your such a pussy, why dont you stop being a little pussy and just lay down on your board asshole"
Surfer-"okay dude, relaz..forget it"
Bodyboarder-"nah bra..you chill...i have my fucking ears pierced you cant even come close to my skillzzz....i am to hardcore for you