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"Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch"

Similar to butterface or double bagger: hot body, but a face better given to frightening small children or fascinating forensic scientists.
Our boy Evans last night couldn't get it up, not even after three Viagras and whiskey tonics -- the minga he was with was a bobfac.
by clownmonkey June 09, 2008

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