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A children's cartoon character who, alledgedly, 'can fix it.' The truth of this claim is attested to in various episodes, and yet he is still to score with Wendy (the blonde chick).
Bob the Builder, can you fix my relationship with my wife? No? Oh well, at least you can free me from the obligation of interacting with my kids...
by Jordan G October 25, 2004
He loves playing with his tool
But get to close and they’ll be up your ass
Bob the builder will fuck it
But get to close and they’ll be up your ass
Bob the builder will fuck it
by Hobby lobby November 19, 2020
To describe one douche who wears tools he will never use on his belt, may also have a cell phone handy also. Usually this one walks around like a tough truck driver.
Look at Bob the builder over there.
Where did Brian get his Bob the builder starter kit?
Hey Tom, I swear my son has the same plastic hammer, does it say fisher price too?
Where did Brian get his Bob the builder starter kit?
Hey Tom, I swear my son has the same plastic hammer, does it say fisher price too?
by Albino Anaconda February 17, 2009
by Bobby 84967682 December 14, 2016
A construction worker who is on drugs, sniffs gas, has a couple in the morning, and still thinks he can do it.
Can we smoke it, Yes we can!
Bob the builder got busted for smoking a dube on the job.
Bob the builder smokes dubes while taking a crap.
Bob got busted in his speicial garden.
(Bob) got wasted while working with the crain and destroyed the gentelmen's club next store.
(Bob) was smoking a dube When he heared his crain talk to him.
(Bob) got caught sniffing gas in his dumb truck.
(Bob) does so much drugs that he doesn't know who Bob is anymore
Bob the builder got busted for smoking a dube on the job.
Bob the builder smokes dubes while taking a crap.
Bob got busted in his speicial garden.
(Bob) got wasted while working with the crain and destroyed the gentelmen's club next store.
(Bob) was smoking a dube When he heared his crain talk to him.
(Bob) got caught sniffing gas in his dumb truck.
(Bob) does so much drugs that he doesn't know who Bob is anymore
by Keebles October 13, 2005