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Some pretty fucking awesome cr33ps.
fobr boardies are cr33ps but in an awesome way.
fobr boardies by a boardie August 13, 2006

Boards.ie  

Boards.ie a website recently brought under control by the CCP (Chinese Communist Party).Try’s to take the members right of free speech away, contains mass censorship .The website was brought under control in 1997 by the CCP .website contains more moderators than members at a ratio of 22:1, due to this each comment is reviewed and edited before being posted on the website
User original comment: "does anyone want to go for a pint down in McCarty’s”

Message posted:"Buy Chinese low alcohol rice beer

2nd user reply: “man your such a scab drinking that sh!t”

Message posted: “yes that would be a good idea to buy low alcohol rice beer as long as I have all my taxes paid and up to date”



Boards.ie have the right to delete and edit comments
Boards.ie by castlebarboi February 24, 2009

fobr boardies

Awesomest boardies in the universe of boardies.
fobr boardies by freexdaxp33n September 11, 2006
Someone who spends a lot (and probably too much) time on message boards.
Example 1: Man, some of those FOBR boardies have over 15000 posts! They need a life!

Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)

boards.ie 

An authoritarian like message board where the moderators brag to each other publicly about banning posters (Mod: eh, Mickey, who'cha ban today?...NO-ONE?!?! *falls off chair*) and where you can't mention the word knacker without getting an infraction and 2 week ban from the forum. (despite the fact that these vile creatures are responsible for 50% of crime in my town, despite making up less than 5% of the populace.)

There are hundreds upon hundreds of forums, some which have on average a post once every 3 months. If you piss of one of the many moderators (an extremely easy thing to do) expect your new thread to be moved to some obscure forum which hasn't had a post for 3 months, and if you disagree with the moderator you'll get an infraction.

After Hours is the most popular board, this is where the moderators brag most about banning other members daily. If you make a post about O' Connell Street you will get plenty of responses in this forum. But if you piss of one of the moderators expect your thread to go into the architecture forum, or the bird watching forum or some shit. (as there are boards that fly over O' Connell Street.) In either forum there will 1 post in the past 6 months, a new thread in the past year.

I got banned multiple times (despite not being banned from any other forum i've ever posted on.) which just sparks the authoritarian image. It has the potential to be a good site, it's a pity you can't speak your opinion.
Boards.ie staff: a big bunch of gaping arseholes
boards.ie by Sir Donal December 6, 2012

FOBR boardies

The people of the FOBR boards. A community/family in itself, they frown upon bad grammar and the use of 'r', 'u', etc. You need to be able to type and speak like a normal human being before you have a chance to belong there. Have had many dramatic episodes, such as the night when boardies were willing to literally kill themselves for each other. Laugh at the p33n, is full of many many different Teams and/or Camps, and know better than to spam other messageboards. Most boardies are proud to be boardies, and some have been there for nearly 2 years (but remember, the boards have not been around for 2 years). From first glance, they seem completely full of bad energy. You just have to hang around them for a while so you can get used to them, and know what ticks them off and don't. Strongly discourage new people coming, love the old ways even if they don't have them much anymore. They thrive on boardie secrets, stalk lists, ranking threads, whore yourself threads, and 'ask me questions' threads. Are notorious amongst other boards, usually. Have haters upon haters, and usually don't care. Love to be mentioned, but not if n00bz are involved. The majority of boardies have Pete W.'s sn, and put it to good use with stalking it. Have their own language. Are pretty vicious sometimes. They strongly dislike st00pid n00bs, but you're welcome if you have lurked and understand the ways. You have to come in knowing what you're doing, or die horribly. Unless you're a boy. We always encourage some p33n.
PS: They'll probably frown upon this definition. =] I made it half-dead, don't eat meh for it.
Boardie 1: how r u???1??
Boardie 2: ROFFLECOPTER STFU AND GTFO.
Rest of boardies: *quotequote boardie2* LOLZERFACCE FOBR BOARDIES GON' GETCHOO
Boardie 1: *CRIES IN LITTLE CORNER* U GUYZZ ARE SOOO MEANN!!!111ELEVENTYFIVE!!!
All of boardies: LLOOOOOLLLZZZ STFFU N00B
FOBR boardies by Kassie (nikki623) November 6, 2008