Boardgame bitch 

A down bitch who deals cards, tokens, or any other game pieces during board games. Typically sets it up and cleans it up too.

Me: boardgamebitch can you sort all the cards into 7 piles
Boardgame bitch: *sorts cards into 7 piles*

Boardgame bitch by Fucocks July 21, 2015

Boardgame Blueballs 

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.

Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

Boardgame Blueballs by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020

bar bored/board games 

Things that people use who cannot communicate to pass the time with another. Seriously Backgammon and Bourbon?

Sara knew the night was beat when her date suggested going to Frank's Place because it had bar bored/board games.

bar bored/board games by von groovy June 22, 2019

Boardgame 

any game that comes in a box that you can play (eg. games with cards, games with a board, random pieces, etc)

"Do you want to play a boardgame?"
"Sure, I've got Quelf, Monopoly, Apples to Apples, Chess, etc - take your pick bro"
"Let's play all of them because I really like fun boardgames, especially Apples to Apples"

Boardgame by Sweetcheex April 3, 2014

board games 

when you play board games you bend your gf/bf over the table and f*ck them in the a**

board games?

board games by ma dudes April 26, 2021

Board games 

only the most edgiest people use this and is one those items that your idiot parents are telling you to do every single hour while you are playing fortnite with headphones that are blasting in your ears the careless whisper and then you think someone is in the room but then no one is MAGIC so then you keep playing fortnite but then realising someone is knocking on the door and you open it and its your girlfriend and you were going to take her out today so you said come play fortninte but this girl is not some gamer girl she is a person with no regret in hurting someone and your girlfriend had hurt your best friend in the third grade and then once you told him you have a girlfriend with that person you then regret telling him that because now you have no friend and then you eventually say i give up and then you killed

you-i play board games

guy-your trash you weeb

Board games by Taiyaburger June 8, 2018

Boardgame Hipster 

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.

I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!

Boardgame Hipster by straight_trashavl October 1, 2025