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When the police pull you over and make a quick on/off "blurp" sound in conjunction with a quick on/off flash of light.
I got sideways on Highway 5, looked in tha review while on da gas and yo nigga got blurpt.
by SaggyNad July 25, 2008
The act of completely random ownage.
"I just kicked my dad in the balls on his birthday"

"Damn, that sucka got blurpt!"
by blurptking3 August 17, 2008