Blurnch is the meal eaten when everything is a blur, you slept in (or not: "What time is it?"), didn't eat breakfast or lunch, and are finally grabbing a bite somewhere between 1 and 5 p.m.

Blurnch may be a balanced meal eaten from a plate with acceptable utensils in the company of a friend.

Blurnch may also be cold leftover ramen eaten over the sink, out of the pot, alone in twilight that could either be early morning or very late afternoon.
At 3:20 p.m., Amelia Dent wandered into the kitchen in a daze and made blurnch, her first meal of the day, which consisted of tea, toast, sardines, a slightly fermented tangerine, and a pint of spumoni ice cream.
by procrastina... November 13, 2020
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