3 definitions by procrastina...
Pong shot is a portmanteau between "long shot" (outside chance; low statistical likelihood of success) and tossing ping pong /table tennis balls into your opponents' drink cups. The likelihood of getting your ball into the cup and winning the game is inversely proportional to how many drinks you've already consumed. Additional applications are the likelihood of doing the technicolor yawn actually into a proper receptacle, once too much booze has hit your system.
"Think Jason and Bethany will win the game?"
"Not by a pong shot."
"Think Bethany will make it to the toilet in time?"
"I dunno, man, that's a pong shot, too."
"Not by a pong shot."
"Think Bethany will make it to the toilet in time?"
"I dunno, man, that's a pong shot, too."
by procrastina... November 13, 2020
#SchadenfraudSyndrome. That feeling that you're smarter than someone suffering from the consequences of their own actions, while knowing it's only a matter of time before you're castigated for your own.
See also "Impostor Syndrome"
The downside of #Schadenfreude.
See also "Impostor Syndrome"
The downside of #Schadenfreude.
"She laughed at Trumps's shoes, until in a moment of sweaty schadenfraud, she realized she'd dragged a trail of soiled toilet paper all the way up the stairs."
by procrastina... June 7, 2021
Blurnch is the meal eaten when everything is a blur, you slept in (or not: "What time is it?"), didn't eat breakfast or lunch, and are finally grabbing a bite somewhere between 1 and 5 p.m.
Blurnch may be a balanced meal eaten from a plate with acceptable utensils in the company of a friend.
Blurnch may also be cold leftover ramen eaten over the sink, out of the pot, alone in twilight that could either be early morning or very late afternoon.
Blurnch may be a balanced meal eaten from a plate with acceptable utensils in the company of a friend.
Blurnch may also be cold leftover ramen eaten over the sink, out of the pot, alone in twilight that could either be early morning or very late afternoon.
At 3:20 p.m., Amelia Dent wandered into the kitchen in a daze and made blurnch, her first meal of the day, which consisted of tea, toast, sardines, a slightly fermented tangerine, and a pint of spumoni ice cream.
by procrastina... November 13, 2020