blurrity 

The short period of blurred clarity experienced whilst transitioning from tipsy euphoria to totally tanked. Blurrity is particularly prone to pregrets (please see Urban Dictionary reference to "pregret").

- How was last night!?
- Met up with Anita....got drunk with Anita.....and ended up doing Anita......
- Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! She's your girlfriend's sister for god's sake!!!!
- That's exactly what I thought during my moment of blurrity. Then, I don't know what happened, i just woke up in her bed.
- Do you regret it?
- 'Course I do!! I told you I pregretted it!!!

blurrity by Rana Noe December 9, 2007

blurgatory 

noun: The feeling of being stuck in a drunken state between sober and blackout drunk. Lasts for an undetermined amount of time, and it feels like you can't fully get to one state or the other without a total commitment.

"No matter how hard I tried last night, I couldn't get completely hammered. I was stuck in blurgatory all night!"

"Dude, you lack commitment and faith in getting wasted, that's why."

blurgatory by mavis7897 November 9, 2012

cheese burgits 

The name of traditional greasy cheese burgers from any fast-food eating establishment....when your enibriated.

Bro... Marley Fest was the shiznit. Tremendo cachimbation.

I know let get some cheese burgits.

cheese burgits by JBeasty April 22, 2009

Blurging 

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

Blurging by Murrray November 23, 2010

Blurgin

The cuss word used to sum up all expletives. More convenient than fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy

"jimmy your GF just died"
"oh BLURGIN! THAT slutwhore owes me 5 bucks!"

Blurgin by frank hopkins August 19, 2007

blargity flarg shnarg

A phrase that you use when you don't know what else to say.

Umm? Blargity flarg shnarg.

blargity flarg shnarg by Avishmail September 1, 2010

blurgina 

When you are intoxicated to the point of barely beeing able to see what you're fucking, you've fallen victim to the "blur-gina."

After twenty beers, her pussy became a blur-gina.

blurgina by Bobby Beef and Jimmy Johnson September 11, 2005