Blurb

A very obese blueberry.

"Look at this cute blurb!" "Always inspect your blurbs before purchasing."

by Blurb destroyer September 24, 2018

blurbing

when partaking in the act of blurbing youre batty hole expands bubbly gas while your piss hole (urethra) burns of nitrogen oxide

all me and my hoimes love blurbing

by juicydongdoingtheblurb November 11, 2022

blurbing

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying

friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass

by rileyblanchard November 3, 2019