blurb
blərb

adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.

verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.

noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"

verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".

noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
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1) a fat roll on someone, or something.

2) someone with lots of fat rolls
.
1) "Dude! that sumo wrestler has blurbs everywhere!"
2) Rosie O'Donall
by umbledoom October 28, 2009

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Rolled up or normal Cigarette
OR!
A cigar
You got a blurb mate?
Im out for a blurb.
Omg i didnt know you blurbed?!
Yeah im blurbing now.
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To lie but to tell the truth at the same time for the sake of being good. (verb)

blurbed, blurbing, blurbs
Blackmailing is the most common form of blurbing.
1. That one photographer totally blurbed about Britney spears.
2. This photo about Britney Spears is blurbing.
3. I'm gonna blurb to my teacher about how my homework couldn't get turned in.
by redrobinyoung February 17, 2010

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The accidental drooling during speech.
"I was so into the conversation I blurbed
down my chin. Man, was I embarassed!"
by Thade's darling August 07, 2008

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A time that is unfavorably reviewed upon.
I'd just like to forget that blurb in my life where I was sick in the hospital.
by Jared Hayes June 14, 2006

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1. Someone who is new to sex or has never had sex before.

2. Someone with awesomeness pooring out of every fricken pore in their body!
1.
A guy: Shes such a blurb never doing it to her again!

2.
Another guy: God i love her shes such a blurb!
by ..... pooooooop June 03, 2005

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