blurb
blərb

adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.

verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.

noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"

verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".

noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
by Bobarian October 17, 2014
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A wonderful gathering for a Pride march.
The pride blurb from our school was huge this year! Everyone was thrilled with the turnout at the parade.
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When you're getting a blow job in the clurb.
Club Patron 1: Did you see that dude in the clurb? I heard some girl was givin' him some brain in the bathroom.

Club Patron 2: Blurb jurb fo sho!
by clam_hammer September 12, 2009
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Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011
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The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.
You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.
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The noise that a booty makes when dropping a load.
"Yoooo I love the blurb sound an ass makes when it drops a fat load."
by peregrlne February 25, 2021
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A short explanation about a book, usually present on the backside, consisting of reviews by the publisher, well-known writers, celebrities, or the author himself.
Before buying a book, reading the Blurb is important to know if it's worth the reading.
by Thuliumitation February 20, 2022
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