blimpout 

When a fat person gets extremely angry, causing them to foam at the mouth, yell, kick scream, and generally make a scene. This can occur in either in the real world or online. Pretty much used as a substitute any time a fat person freaks out, especially if the situation concerns food or the individuals large physical appearance.

"That fat bitch had a world class blimpout when they told her the salad bar wasn't all-you-can-eat!"

blimpout by ClamsTheCat June 24, 2008

Blumpkant 

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

Blumpk-out 

Like a blumpkin only reversed. You beat off into a toilet while pooping onto a girls face.

"Would you let Laura give you a blumpkin?"

"Hell, I would even let her give me a blumpk-out!"

Blumpk-out by Jesse Gross February 20, 2009

Count Blumpkula 

The wonderous act of receiving a blowjob while stuffing your face full of Count Chocula ceral.

"Would you like to share a bagel for breakfast?"

"No, thanks. I paid my neighbor's son $12 to give me a Count Blumpkula, and I'm stuffed."

Count Blumpkula by ZombeeJeezus November 18, 2009

blumpkabout

The act of giving a blow job while the person receiving it takes a shit the only exception being, is that it is given by an Australian in the land down under.

Blumpkabout it's Austrailian for Blumpkin mate. So the next time your down under grab yourself a she-la and make sure to get youself Blumpkabout.

blumpkabout by Diarhea Monsoon December 4, 2009

Blumpkette

When a man eats a woman out (eating clam) while she takes a shit.

Women don't know true pleasure until they experienced a blumpkette from Pat Blake.

Blumpkette by Pat Blake December 20, 2008

bumpout 

A chillout session after a party or other major event; usually in the afternoon.

1. Jun I'm soo sick of partying - is there gonna be a bumpout after this?

2. Jun are you gonna come to the bumpout?

bumpout by Dukeee August 22, 2007