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The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

one-man blumpkin 

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

Poor Man's Blumpkin 

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.
"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

bumpkin man 

A bumpkin boy that has recently had sexual relations with a women, for the first time.
Bumpkin Boy had sex with a women?!
Well congratulations Bumpkin Man!
bumpkin man by SteezusClaus April 18, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026