blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

Blumpkant 

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

blumpmaster

One who has mastered the art of blumpkin giving

"this girl gave me the best blumpkin, she's like a blumpmaster"

blumpmaster by blumpmaster3000 May 11, 2010

Blumpatola 

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009

blumptastic 

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004

Blumpcano 

The act of projectile vomiting while recieving a blumpkin.

Billy the Blumpcano was notorious for hurling on his girlfriend when getting blumpkins.

Blumpcano by PooderNYC May 17, 2006

blumpathon

Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.

1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.

blumpathon by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011