blumpmaster3000's definitions

dryblump

1.To go down on one's lover with not enough grace time after they've passed a bowel movement.

2. A sneaky way to blumprape your partner.

Emma went down on James right after he dropped a deuce and unknowingly gave her first dryblump.

by blumpmaster3000 May 17, 2010

baberbunz

An affectionate name for your boyfriend or girlfriend who you care about more than words can say.

my baberbunz is literally my favorite person ever.

by blumpmaster3000 May 19, 2010

blumpmaster

One who has mastered the art of blumpkin giving

"this girl gave me the best blumpkin, she's like a blumpmaster"

by blumpmaster3000 May 11, 2010