v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.
n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")
Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?
Adj or Adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation.
After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.
a word that can mean many things because nobody knows what the fuck it means
WTF is blum?!
A nickname for a bad-ass person who works on classic cars & motorcycles. (also rad upholstery for any vehicle) It's quite possible for a Blum to show up on TV, Velocity Channel.
"Aw, did you see that new bike Blum built?"
"yeah, fucking dope cafe-racer style."
When you're girlfriend is on her period and on the pill and you just don't give a fuck but don't have a condom and have sex with her anyways. the resulting mix after you get off is known as blum a mixture of blood and cum.
yo dude just had sex with sarah and shes on the rag
ewww dude did she drip blum everywhere after?
Blum is the mixture of Blood and semen to form a balance of 75% blood and 25% semen. When in this form it is known as Blum. This mixture originated as the left river of the two separated by the snake.
"Mom i was masterbating and i blumed!"
"Ewwww! Look at all the blum!"
A mixture of blood and semen produced by having sex when a woman is menstruating.
"Shit, shit, shit! I've got blum all over the sheets."
"Aaaaah! It's all over my knob!"
A person who's often feels left out... A third wheel.
Jackie: I hate hanging out wit you and Janet, I always feel like a third wheel.
Jane: You're such a Blum