Blue Screen Music

All modern Pop, R&B, and Rap music that consists of monotone and computer instrumentals. These songs containing computer instrumentals sound like a Windows Desktop Operating System crashing or known as "Blue Screening".

Some people could consider all music that came out in the past 5 years as "Blue Screen Music" because they only sound like a computer crashing in the background

Blue Screen Music by jondich July 1, 2021

music blue balls 

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era

"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"

music blue balls by medcan January 16, 2022

Blue Musicing 

Derives from the phrase "Blue Balls". When a person removes another persons headphones, or stops a person midsong just to make sure they can't listen, which causes the person extreme pain and makes them very volatile and angry. Never approach somebody who has been blue musiced as they will tear you a new one.

Person 1: *Removes headphones from music playing device causing blue musicing*
Person 2: *blue musiced and punches person 1*

Blue Musicing by Sexybackrules July 23, 2010

Musical Blue Balls 

When playing an instrument such as a guitar, and your band plays a song where you will have a killer solo, but the band stops playing right before your solo. You are left helpless with musical blue balls.

Jack's garage band was playing One by Metallica and stopped playing the song right before Jack's big guitar solo; Jack had anticipated his solo so much that when he did not get to play it, he got musical blue balls, or MBB.

Musical Blue Balls by John8 November 22, 2007

Musical Blue-balls 

Crapping out at the peak of a musical phrase.

Cut...Which ass hole took a breath at the end of the crescendo? Thanks for the musical Blue-balls!

Musical Blue-balls by the even better half May 18, 2010

Musical Blue Balls 

The frustration that one experiences when a radio station plays only the beginning of a really awesome song when they are demonstrating what type of music that the station plays.

I got total Musical Blue Balls today when this radio station played the only intro to like 3 of my favorite songs. Such a tease!

Musical Blue Balls by GeeWillickers February 28, 2010

Musical Blue Balls 

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

Musical Blue Balls by jdrummerb December 13, 2014