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Blue Jean Baptist 

A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.
Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.
Blue Jean Baptist by Gary Vitalis August 27, 2008

Blue jean femme 

A lesbian who identifies as femme, or feminine, but prefers jeans and more casual clothing to dresses and skirts.
"She's not butch, but she isn't super femme, either. What kind of lesbian is she?"

"Maybe she's blue jean femme."
Blue jean femme by BJF109 February 13, 2010

Blue Jean Panties 

When said pair of blue jeans have been cut into shorts to almost resemble thong like panties. Also mainly wore on women that should not be wearing them.
"Dam her cut-offs are to short and they are ridding up her ass!" "What you never seen blue jean panties before?"

blue jean bruise

The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.
Kemper has been complaining all day of the blue jean bruises she got last night from Jon Bon Jovi.

bluejeanswhiteshirt 

Person 1 : “Did you see the bluejeanswhiteshirt community post
Person 2 : “Yeah, it gave very much mental illness

BiggleBob BlueJeans 

A cheap rip off version of Spongebob Squarepants for 3rd world countries.
Foreign Exchange Student: Hey what show is this?

American: Spongebob squarepants...

Foreign Exchange Student: This looks oddly familiar to BiggleBob BlueJeans...