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The feeling you get when your very hungry and are under the impression that you're going to get some grub, but for whatever reason food never comes .
Jake: hey whens the pizza guy going to get here?
Frank: dude, i had to cancel the pizza I need weed money
jake : wow you dick thanks for the blue bowels
by jakerater February 03, 2011
painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.
"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."
by shmuckaroo banzai December 13, 2008