blue goose

This is the same as a "goose" but instead of using your hand to grab between the butt cheeks, you use any inanimate object near you.

Marissa: " My gross cousin blue goose(d) me with his Iphone!"
Alicia: " Wheres the disinfectant?!"

by BootyPop March 31, 2010

Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.

Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.

by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022

shitting like a blue goose

Extreme diarrhea. Even more sever than the phrase "shitting like a goose".

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose

by God_of_beans September 2, 2023