Extreme seminal back-up caused by coming close to getting pussy and not getting it or not getting any for a long period of time. Aslo caused by long periods of semi-sexual activity and not getting any. ex: Dry humping, hand/blow jobs and not cumming.
by Philip Murillo December 3, 2003
When you're close to orgasm but then you stop cause your parents are coming. Felt in the balls and partially in the taint
by Marc December 19, 2003
1. A ball (usually used in the children's game of Kickball) that is blue.
2. A small town in Pennsylvania.
3. A hypothermic male's testicle.
4. The unpleasent feeling in a male's testicular region that results from euphoric sexual arousal that was cut tragically short before the male reaches an orgasm. The pain that results is dull and can last for up to 24 hours, and is comparable to getting ball-tapped for an entire day.
2. A small town in Pennsylvania.
3. A hypothermic male's testicle.
4. The unpleasent feeling in a male's testicular region that results from euphoric sexual arousal that was cut tragically short before the male reaches an orgasm. The pain that results is dull and can last for up to 24 hours, and is comparable to getting ball-tapped for an entire day.
1. Billy and Jane went to play Kickball in the field with their new blue ball.
2. Amos and Jebediah live on a farm in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
3. The only thing the man who was buried in an avalanche could think of was his blue ball.
4. That silly, foolish girl didn't know that if she's selfish and doesn't give me an orgasm, I'll get a case of Blue Ball.
2. Amos and Jebediah live on a farm in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
3. The only thing the man who was buried in an avalanche could think of was his blue ball.
4. That silly, foolish girl didn't know that if she's selfish and doesn't give me an orgasm, I'll get a case of Blue Ball.
by Bert Murray February 16, 2006
arousal of the penis without ejaculation, causing discomfort in the lower abdomen. Similar sensation to being kicked or hit in the tescticles.
by treverotic May 23, 2004
What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.
I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.
by JC October 17, 2004
A horrendous pain that's like getting hit in the testicles... save for the fact that it lasts for hours. Ladies... imagine, if you will, getting your breasts slammed between a pair of rocks. I hear the pain women get when their breasts are manhandled is similarly agonizing.
Not a myth, but the people (crazy women) who believe that won't believe otherwise no matter what I say. I'd point you to science, but like I said... people that adamant about something usually plug their ears and shout about nothing (see intelligent design and pay note more to the reasons why it shouldn't be taught in schools, and the rationale for how those arguments are ignored).
And sure, guys can whack it to relieve it... but let's face it, that is kind of demeaning. Say I piled a bunch of bricks, wood, nails, paint, siding, and shingles in front of you and said "well, my work's done here; you can finish building the house!" Not an applicable analogy in every way and not as explicit a one as would be more appropriate, but if you don't take it too far, you get the idea.
Evil people who give this condition to men on purpose with malicious intent don't deserve the sexual attention that leads to such unfulfilled desires. People who don't know that it happens or have a moral obligation not to carry a male to full orgasm are a little more excusable, but keep in mind the pain you're causing. Maybe it'd be better if you either went all the way or just didn't take your man to such heights of desire; it's a mutual thing and you've got control too.
In any case, it should be clear in any relationship how far both partners are willing to go so that this kind of cruel bullshit doesn't occur, eh? Not that I will change many people but as long as UD can act as a personal blog like it does for so many of you I'll go ahead and use it.
Jezebel is a good person (ref: definition later in this page). I hope her mission succeeds.
Not a myth, but the people (crazy women) who believe that won't believe otherwise no matter what I say. I'd point you to science, but like I said... people that adamant about something usually plug their ears and shout about nothing (see intelligent design and pay note more to the reasons why it shouldn't be taught in schools, and the rationale for how those arguments are ignored).
And sure, guys can whack it to relieve it... but let's face it, that is kind of demeaning. Say I piled a bunch of bricks, wood, nails, paint, siding, and shingles in front of you and said "well, my work's done here; you can finish building the house!" Not an applicable analogy in every way and not as explicit a one as would be more appropriate, but if you don't take it too far, you get the idea.
Evil people who give this condition to men on purpose with malicious intent don't deserve the sexual attention that leads to such unfulfilled desires. People who don't know that it happens or have a moral obligation not to carry a male to full orgasm are a little more excusable, but keep in mind the pain you're causing. Maybe it'd be better if you either went all the way or just didn't take your man to such heights of desire; it's a mutual thing and you've got control too.
In any case, it should be clear in any relationship how far both partners are willing to go so that this kind of cruel bullshit doesn't occur, eh? Not that I will change many people but as long as UD can act as a personal blog like it does for so many of you I'll go ahead and use it.
Jezebel is a good person (ref: definition later in this page). I hope her mission succeeds.
*Jack and Jill are making out... it's been a while since the nursery rhyme and his head is fine*
Jill: I've got to go, my parents will get angry if I'm out past eleven.
Jack: *thinks "ah fuck, blue balls"* Do you have to go yet? *puppy dog eyes*
Jill: Yeah... I'm so sorry... here... *gives Jack a quick piece of 'hand'iwork that relieves him of his pain*
Jack: Oh, man, thank you so much, Jill, I needed that.
Jill: Call me! *leaves*
You get the idea.
Jill: I've got to go, my parents will get angry if I'm out past eleven.
Jack: *thinks "ah fuck, blue balls"* Do you have to go yet? *puppy dog eyes*
Jill: Yeah... I'm so sorry... here... *gives Jack a quick piece of 'hand'iwork that relieves him of his pain*
Jack: Oh, man, thank you so much, Jill, I needed that.
Jill: Call me! *leaves*
You get the idea.
by God-Emperor April 18, 2008
When a guy is sexually stimulated for a long time but is not brought to the point of climax. Girls, you can take control of us guys by teasing us until we have blue balls and then amusing yourselves with our discomfort. It is best done when you tie our hands so we are in your power. Don't worry about us; we are tough and we'll get over it.
He: Oh baby, I'm begging you to let me cum you've given me such a case of blue balls. Ple-e-e -ze.
She: Wait a few minutes. I want to get something to eat. Then we'll talk about it.
He: (softly moaning) Ple-e-e-ze.
She: Can you say that again like you mean it?
She: Wait a few minutes. I want to get something to eat. Then we'll talk about it.
He: (softly moaning) Ple-e-e-ze.
She: Can you say that again like you mean it?
by JnWm May 25, 2018