Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.
by Minuit May 11, 2009
by schro October 15, 2006
A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.
"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010
by c.l.a.i.r.e. March 18, 2008
Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.
by big bad bill July 3, 2012
by doo doo baby April 7, 2005