person #2: that's bludge you nig nog!
1. (when intr, often foll by on) to scrounge from (someone)
2. (intr) to evade work
3. (intr) Archaic to act as a pimp
a very easy task; undemanding employment
* He was sacked for bludging on the job.
* Hey dude.. stop bludging!!!!!!
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"