blozzered

A word used to describe/insult how someone looks and feels after a wipeout following a ski jump. The person who is 'blozzered' is often covered completely in snow.

'Hahaa you got blozzered'
'You got blozzered mate!'

by meeseling_bland November 1, 2008

Blozzers

A porn website based of of Brazzers. The specific genre of porn shown here is: Roblox Porn. This porn features the hottest roblox figures, and the men have the largest of dicks and muscles. Also there are many types of sex here. You have to admit that Blozzers is the go to website for Roblox Porn. I wouldn't reccomend it for people who want friends.

Guy 1: Whats ur favorite porn site?
Guy 2: Blozzers
Guy 1: Man.
Guy 2: I hate you. Though, you still have good taste.

by Random_Definer 2.0 April 9, 2020

blozzer

BLOWJOB. Alt. spelling "Blozza".

Also, Blozzing, to Blozz, and Blozzed

I really really really really want a Blozza/Blozzer

by Mitchell Devestation June 23, 2005

blozzer

Slang for blow job

hey up love, fancy giving me a cheeky blozzer?

by CominAtcha May 5, 2005

Cheeky Blozzer

Giving a blowjob on the sly, outside of a relationship (Kate and Hannah 2011)

Hey Kate guess what, i gave ***** a cheeky blozzer last night.

by Rockhanam February 14, 2011

Blozzer

Blow job awarded for heroic acts.

When I has taken you 4 days to drive back from Scotland because of traffic and your girlfriend rewards your effort with...the Blozzer

by Datassbrothread June 26, 2021

Blozzers

Blozzers Is a thing a 8 year-old would search-up to get their tiny dick hard as fuck.

Mom: I'm going out, If I catch you watching Porn, I will kill you.
Son: Ok... 😣
Mom: Cya
Mom: Leaves
Son: Time for some Roblox Porn 😉
Ten Minutes Later
Son: Oooo! Blozzers!
15 Seconds Later
Son: 🍆💦😫
Son: Aw shit~
Anonymous: Com'ere
🍆🍑
Son: 😣
Son: AW SHIT
Anonymous: Cums 🍆💦😫
They are now Gay. Blozzers made It happen🍆🍑😉

by ZapDaCatLover February 18, 2023