chris brown'd 

to assault your girlfriend/wife

girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard

chris brown'd by Thantos February 10, 2009

fuckin blow'd 

Feeling some sort of way that you cant explain/almost stuck if you will, after smoking enough Marijuana.

Dude I'm fuckin blow'ddddd

fuckin blow'd by EthanTrimblaye'87 March 9, 2016

Chris Brown'd 

noun

Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.

Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.

Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown

Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.

OR

Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.

Chris Brown'd by Miraxe February 16, 2009

Chris Brown'd 

Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)

"hey, that dude just Chris Brown'd that chick!"

Chris Brown'd by Bobaloo222 February 20, 2009

Full-Blown Danger 

when someone is super wasted at 2:00 AM on a Saturday night, and they think it's a good idea to start driving around town with their friends. typically involves: a) driving on the wrong side of the road, b) running stoplights, c) shouting profanities at people in the streets, d) cranking up the radio and singing along to Party In The USA, etc.

Christian: hey, let's drive to town.
Shelby: uhhh okay. who's driving?
Christian: you are, shelby. we're taking your mom's car.
Kevin: uh oh. we're gonna be in full-blown danger.

Full-Blown Danger by Jim McPott September 23, 2010

Antonio Brown'd 

Counting on someone to do a good job only to be continuously disappointed time and time again by varying levels of complete and utter nonsense.

Sally: Carl got Antonio Brown'd in this year's fantasy draft.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.

Antonio Brown'd by Rusty Salmon September 10, 2019

Antonio Brown'd 

When you're watching TV, and some guy sneaks up behind you, unzips, starts masturbating, and unloads on your back...

"... you just got Antonio Brown'd!"

Antonio Brown'd by CJ Volney September 10, 2019