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bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
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Dirty Slowinski 

When your dog pins you down, and your dad gives you a hickey. Named after the famous Neil Slownski hickey on his neck.
Goddamnit i was sucking my dogs fat chode when my dog pinned me down and my dad tried getting in on the action. then bam i got dirty slowinski'd.

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
bloinkiss by Verity M. November 8, 2017

BLOINKISS 

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
BLOINKISS by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017
The Broski version of a BFF (Best Friend Forever)

The Top Broski of All your Broskis

Your Heterosexual Soulmate
Me & My Brosinski are going to The Great Hangover Tour
Brosinski by Magic T.H. August 5, 2009

Brownski Busy 

Running around like you have something to do, when in reality you don't and expressing it to everyone
Jerry: "Man i have a lot of things to do today"
Bob:"Are you brownski busy?"
Jerry:"Not cool man."
Brownski Busy by anon1935420 January 27, 2011

BrownSkin People 

Brownskin People come in many shades ranging from Light brown, Medium brown and Dark brown.
For Example : Brownskin People like Yara shahidi, Ciara and Eva Marceille Are Medium Brown, Ryan destiny, Gabrielle union and Naomi Campbell are Dark brown, and Princess Nokia, Rihanna and Dani Leigh are Light Brown.
BrownSkin People by Spokentruth October 24, 2019