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Blowcrastination 

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs
Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"
Blowcrastination by gregtastic June 30, 2011

Blowcrastinator 

Someone who can blow off all activities regarded as "fun" and can still procrastinate at the same time.
Girl #1 "Where's Jen?"
Girl #2 "I don't know. She said she'd come with us, but she had a paper to write."
Girl#1 "I'm sorry she's such a blowcrastinator.

Blowbrace 

A locking hold he/she cannot remove themselves from whilst receiving a good old fashioned blowjob.
I gave her a blowbrace that she screamed through and struggled to try and get out of; all whilst loving it at the same time
Blowbrace by dannyzz July 29, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026