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blowjobing

The act of a person performing Fellatio on another person.
Sara is blowjobing John in the kitchen.

I was blowjobing Kevin the other night.
blowjobing by aa_zz February 18, 2011

blowjobbing 

The act of sensually sucking
She was blowjobbing her hair.
He blowjobbed the Lolipop.
She blowjobbed her own penis.
blowjobbing by Peniores January 20, 2011

blowjobbing 

To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.
Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."

Blowjobing Her 

The act of any kind of pleasure from a man to woman.

Also can be known as blowjobed
1. Dude im totally blowjobing her right now.

2. Dude i totally blowjobed her last night.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026