bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

Tyler Blevins 

the man who did 9/11

Tyler Blevins did nine elven

Tyler Blevins by capson June 23, 2019

blobino 

A handicapated kid with googly eyes that eats everything. It attacks you like a t-rex.

Davide the blobino

blobino by Blobino fan December 6, 2022

Tyler “Ninja” Blevins 

A manchild that loves to call kids “little shits” he is also known as the “Human Tampon” quote by Ben Lupo due to his red fucking hair. He is also a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Don’t be a fucking Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, you little whore

Tyler “Ninja” Blevins by Alabama Nibba July 5, 2019

bloitus 

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

blogies 

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008

bloity 

It's when the game is waited too much and is not goofy enough

It's funny as hell! The new ones are too fuckin'... bloity.

bloity by Mr. Pudding December 31, 2017