Top Definition
The condition testicles are in after being kicked, punched, hit with a football, or any contact resulting in being knocked to the floor after being hit in the testicles, usually lasting about 10-15 minutes.
John tossed me the sledgehammer, but i failed to catch it properly and it left me with blopnuts.
by Blopnuts April 05, 2005

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