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Yo, don't blopez yet. I'm going in there...
blopez by daaaadaaaaa March 25, 2009
One day, the Vatican will be led by a man from Africa, and he will be known to all as The Blope, the Black Pope.
Blope by NiraMillson June 28, 2010

blopezing 

The act of using soft, seductive whispers when in the presence of women in order to receive sexual favors. If successful, the male will receive a handjob at the least.
"Hey man, I was blopezing to a chick last night and the next thing I knew her hands were in my pants."
blopezing by Banilla March 22, 2009

Jennifer Blowpez 

Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.
Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.
Jennifer Blowpez by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020
A word used to refer to friends hugging.
"Hey, look at them bloping!"
"I wish we could blope"
A charismatic overall awesome bro. Want frat? Well you'll get soo much frat from this guy his babies will come out wearing Sperry's and asking to drink milk out of a milk bong. His chill to pull ratio far surpasses that of McCoy, so far up there is no known number to describe it. He loves going out on adventures and Fiona's. Girls call dibs on him when he walks into a party. Always single and willing to mingle. Loves hazing the shit out of pledges. Google searches him for answers. Jealous yet? Don't like him? Sucks to be you, because he has a bag of fucks and he doesn't give out any. Don't mess with his brothers, HE WILL CUT YOU! He loves his brothers more than cheese-itz *that means a lot*
Gets plastered and wakes up the next day only to start drinking more. Wears sunglasses indoors. Why? Why not! Shall I keep going? He coined the term "Fratastic"Weed gets high off of him, he is never wrong, has the best-est uncle in the world, loves pupy chow and baked goods. His favorite sorority is Alpha Sigma Tau, except BitchTina she's not cool Delta Gamma is pretty neat too, Delta Zeta and Chi Omegas get him off the most. He knows a ginger so watch out for your soul. Never diss his woman Taylor Swift, because he will appear at the edge of your bed in the darkest of night, and scare the shit out of you..look behind you, missed him look again. His only kryptonite, is the ability to use the mass technology that we have today also known as Twitter. Barbra Streisand
"Look! Bropez just walked in the door! Dibs!"
Bropez can play the banjo
"Hey look it's Bropez!" "Back off bitch he's mine"
"Taylor Swift is soo lucky to have someone like Bropez in her life"
Bropez by Ke$haRox October 10, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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