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Bloomin' Brown Rose 

When you hook up with a chick for the first time, like right after the ruffies take hold, Dustin Diamond style and you test her anus for stress factors, find her breaking point.
Just as it's getting hot and heavy, jam your arm in her rectum slowly all the way up to the elbow, sans lube, start pulling your arm out slowly while opening your fist like a blooming rose......A Bloomin' Brown Rose. Repeat this manouver until walking is no longer a realistic endeavour.
A: "Whachu know about ass fistin'?"
Prision Inmate: "lots"
A: "Oh yeah? You know a bunch eh?"
Prison Inmate: "Yeah, I do, Not a big deal"
D: "Come on Andy, don't pretend like you've never had a Bloomin' Brown Rose?
A: "You guys are dicks!"
M: "Next time, we eat Wiarton Willy"
Bloomin' Brown Rose by CheeseDumper February 21, 2011
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Blooming rose 

When you are having anal intercourse with a female, and prior to ejaculation, you strike her forcefully with a tazer to make her bowels tighten up increasing the pleasure on ones shaft
Yo dog, I totally gave this skank ass bitch a Blooming rose last night.

blooming rose 

When a person's ass was ran-through so violently it causes their ass to prolapse, and appear to look like a blooming rose.
I gave my girl a blooming rose last night dude, I thought she'd be into it!
blooming rose by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022

Blooming Rose 

When having sex with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then cum on her bleeding vagina. The blood coming out of the vagina and mixing with the ejaculate resembles a blooming rose.
Man, when I popped Jenny's cherry last night on the dinner table, I came all over her pussy and gave her a blooming rose, it was hilarious!

blooming rosebud 

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.
"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"
blooming rosebud by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026