2 definitions by toiletmuncher

blooming rosebud

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.

"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"

by toiletmuncher February 13, 2009

When you're chilling with someone after having sex, and you take their hand and put it on your butt and fart on it and make them smell it.

"Ewww! What was that all about!"
"You got a daisy hand!"

by toiletmuncher February 15, 2009