blooi 

A Blooi is someone who willingly gives men blowjobs

Want a blow job? Talk to that Blooi

blooi by Ray Pachino July 3, 2015

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

bloo passport 

A term used by the UK's prime minister, Boris Johnson, to define the life changing colour shift in the passports used in the UK.

"No! But you will be receiving a lovely new BLOO passport."

bloo passport by Archieh804 March 1, 2021

blobino 

A handicapated kid with googly eyes that eats everything. It attacks you like a t-rex.

Davide the blobino

blobino by Blobino fan December 6, 2022

tops blooby 

awesome, cool, rad

SHMAOZAO this bear is tops blooby

tops blooby by finn human December 11, 2013

bloitus 

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

blogies 

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008