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blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.
Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?
blogosphincter by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009
Related Words

Blogsona 

(blog . sona) n; -noun.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.
Yeah, electronicoffee is totally bitchy sometimes in his reviews, but trust me- that's just his blogsona.

MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.
Blogsona by Electronicoffee April 29, 2010

orange bloons 

'orange bloons' refers to a extremely off topic comment that some dumb ass has said to try and prove a point. usually when he/she is out of arguments.

comes from the game Bloons, where the no orange balloons ever
bob: 'i think we should to to the beach today cause it is really hot'

sarah: 'but i just wanna eat a cheese cake'

bob: 'i don't see any orange bloons'
orange bloons by smee6644 December 13, 2009

There Will Be Bloodshed 

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.
Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

Bloodshows 

A website that shows people getting killed in several ways.
Guy: hey did you hear about that man that got his head cut off?

Guy's friend: heard about it? I saw the video on

Bloodshows
Bloodshows by SmitsonBopit July 29, 2012

bloons td 6 player 3

Asshole who only buys banana farms, airdrops, and monkey villages for extra space for banana farms, they are practically a bottomless bank account, yet refuse to share any recourses whatsoever despite demanding and leaving if nobody does the same
Player 1: Bro why is the top right half of the map filled with banana farms?
Player 2: Bro c'mon, we are leaking bloons, help us, you have loads of money
Player 4: PLEASE IM SO BROKE I HAVE 0 DOLLARS JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
Player 3: Haha, money go brrrrrr
Player 1: Of course bloons td 6 player 3