bloody ass trick

Find a chick and pretend like you're going to have anal with her doggy style then when she's not looking jam a fucking steak knife into her ass hole and rip the slit up her back. What the fuck can she do, go tell her mom she was gonna get butt fucked and a guy stuck a knife in her ass?...fuck no

That bitch has tits shaped like gords.

bloody ass trick by Cody Kubiak November 19, 2004

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama 

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

bloody-asshole 

1. adj. Describes someone or something that epitomizes the negative physical feelings of and associations with a bloody asshole and the causes thereof (i.e. itchy, annoying, bleeding).

2. adj. Having the qualities of a not-nice person.

British: Bleeding-asshole.

1. Jimmy: That bloody-asshole presidential candidate wants to return the country to totalitarianism.

Sheik Frederick: Quite true, old chap, but your whole bleeding-asshole political system lacks coherence altogether, then. Doesn't it?

2. Shut up, you bloody-asshole not-nice person!

bloody-asshole by Andrew Swanson October 19, 2008

bloody asshole 

A british term meaning the same as the American word "asshole".

British guy one: Ello there chap, u seen that bloody asshole Tom?
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.

bloody asshole by beastlyfbplaya51 May 8, 2010

Bloody Asshole 

When one takes his finger and makes a whole in a roll, while adding ketchup into that hole. After which, eating it in a interesting manner.

Dude, did you see Kasey eat that bloody asshole? Yeah most of the ketchup squeezed out of the back.

Bloody Asshole by Anal Train November 29, 2009

Devil's blood ass 

Also known as Hennesy cognac. Liquor.

That Devil's blood ass is hella strong!

Devil's blood ass by Nubhy December 14, 2010

Pop some punk ass bloods 

Obtaining soda pop and treats as part of the initiation process for joining a club for crippled people, known as the Five Point Crips

4Legz: Look Timmy! There’s a convince store, that must mean what the fellas meant by “Pop some punk ass bloods” they want us to get them some soda pop and treats.
Roller: Ah Timmeh

Pop some punk ass bloods by Dlinepancaked61 March 13, 2023